Mas Hiding!!!!

I have been remiss in posting pictures to illustrate my inexorable ascent into adulthood, so I am starting below with a bunch from this past fall and will later add more that document all of my Christmas shenanigans. Meanwhile, I grow more bilingual by the day and like to mix it up a bit - preferibly in almost every sentence. Some of my favorite expressions include, "otros shoes," "antes broken, ahora no," and, most importantly, "mas hiding," which refers to my favorite pastime, which involves me directing people where to hide so that I can go and "find" them. I'm starting to speak more and more Spanish now that I am multi-syllabic, but I still have a few good phrases in English, like: "silly papa," "papa big, mama little," and the all-purpose "off, OFFFFFFFF!" which I employ whenever I want somebody to take me out of the hellhole that is my crib. I also have everybody's sexual identity down except my own - identifying them as either "nena" or "nene," but I continue to firmly believe that I fall into the latter category. I guess that must be because I dominate my corner of the universe. I also like to say, "Hello," "Bye-bye," and "Ciao-ciao" to whomever I happen to encounter in the street. I think that any small object should be sufficient to hold to your ear and communicate with whichever person you are looking to speak with and firmly believe that at any given moment, on any given computer screen, I can see and speak to my Grandma Shiela. In short, I UNDERSTAND technology.